Everybody's Friend

I try to love my fellow man Bit still I get into a jam 'Cause when I'm playing in that key Some notes won't live in harmony Everybody's friend I wanna be everybody's friend Everybody's friend I can't be everybody's friend I'll tell you what you want to hear And never giving cause to fear I'm only asking what you know With no opinions of my own Everybody's friend I wanna be everybody's friend Everybody's friend I can't be everybody's friend Charming, suave and without guile I'll bet that I can make you smile But if your face can't bear to crack I'll give you all your money back Everybody's friend I wanna be everybody's friend Everybody's friend I can't be everybody's friend You might think me a clever lad Making everybody glad Many times as I arrive More often when I say goodbye Everybody's friend I wanna be everybody's friend Everybody's friend I can't be everybody's friend Everybody's friend