Dorm Life

Sooo... this is college I've got my ammunition Mommy and Daddy are taking care of my tuition Gonna grow up and be a smarty Join a frat, cuz life's a party Forget your education We'll have a celebration Close your books and open up a beer We'll get out the old beer bong and chant our cheers all night long Yeah, we'll go out and cruise for chicks Do what we gotta do to get our kicks I hear date rape is now accepted You know we'll never get rejected Got my loan from Moms and Pops Let's grow up and all be cops Yeah Yeah Sooo... this is college I've got my ammunition Mommy and Daddy are taking care of my tuition Gonna grow up and be a smarty Join a frat, cuz life's a party Forget your education I like masturbation Close your books and open up a beer We'll get out the new beer bong and chant "Show me the money" all night long Yeah, we'll go out and get real drunk and Lock new pledges in the trunk Watch the game and celebrate Then go out and panty raid It'll be fun. It'll be cool Throwing lawn furniture in the pool F*ck you Dorm life Dorm life Dorm life Dorm life