The Fender Song

The Fender Song Well there´s been many women baby for me, But no one compares to s-t-r-a-t. The bitches are smooth. The bitches are clean. But the bitch in my hand is the bitch of my dreams. I´ll thank you baby for your services rendered But I´ll never love you baby like I love my Fender 1st solo A babe can be cool. A babe can be mean. But no other babe has such a loving scream. They tell you they will. They tell you they might. But only my guitar´s gonna go all night. They may be so cute and they may be so slender But I´ll never love a women like I love my Fender. 2nd solo She gives me no trouble. She gives me no pain. All she asks from me is plenty of gain. I pull her in close. I fondle her neck. A twang on her g-string is musical sex. The ladies are sweet and they love me so tender. But I´ll never love ´em baby like I love my Fender. 3rd solo I´ll thank you baby for your services rendered But I´ll never love a woman like I love a Fender.