Deformed Dick (Clean Version)

Richard was a friend of mind we used to play all the time One day Richard took a spill and fell through his damn window sill Now I gotta Deformed D*ck His life my never be the same Now I gotta Deformed D*ck There's really no one to blame Deformed D*ck, now I gotta Deformed D*ck He's not a happy camper from the way it sounded And yeah he's not happy his head took a pounding Not trying to make fun it's really not needed I'll tell you the truth his head took a good beating Now I gotta Deformed D*ck Some people think he's less of a man Now I gotta Deformed D*ck He put his life in his own hands Deformed D*ck, now I gotta Deformed D*ck So low In time he got so depressed that Richard hung himself But to tell you the truth he never felt better relief by his own hands I don't mean to sound so shallow but deformity is hard to swallow I hope this wasn't too offending but there is no happy ending Deformed D*ck, now I gotta Deformed D*ck Now I gotta Deformed D*ck My life my never be the same Now I gotta Deformed D*ck But relief never came Deformed D*ck Now I gotta Deformed D*ck