Deformed Dick

Richard was a friend of mind we used to play all the time One day Richard took a spill and fell through his damn window sill Now I gotta Deformed Dick His life my never be the same Now I gotta Deformed Dick There's really no one to blame Deformed Dick, now I gotta Deformed Dick He's not a happy camper from the way it sounded And yeah he's not happy his head took a pounding Not trying to make fun it's really not needed I'll tell you the truth his head took a good beating Now I gotta Deformed Dick Some people think he's less of a man Now I gotta Deformed Dick He put his life in his own hands Deformed Dick, now I gotta Deformed Dick So low In time he got so depressed that Richard hung himself But to tell you the truth he never felt better relief by his own hands I don't mean to sound so shallow but deformity is hard to swallow I hope this wasn't too offending but there is no happy ending Deformed Dick, now I gotta Deformed Dick Now I gotta Deformed Dick My life my never be the same Now I gotta Deformed Dick But relief never came Deformed Dick Now I gotta Deformed Dick