Couples Therapy (Skit)

Well thank you both for coming in today I know that couples therapy can be intimidating Um, why don't you tell me a little bit About why you guys are here There he goes again F*ck if I know um I got no idea Okay, um, well you're here for a reason Would one of you like to start and Maybe give me some, some idea of why you are here Ya, ya sure, ya I'll start, like I start everything I'm literally the one that made the appointment Since he doesn't try Not try I'm here aren't I That's, that's literally not enough to be honest You drive me to this shit I'm here Just let me talk to be honest I don't know what we are I don't know if we are together But he never communicates He never listens to what I have to say What the f*ck Where do you even get this shit There he goes interrupting me again Okay Evan Evan hold on hold on Evan I need I need you to let her speak One at a time, one at a time Both of you, one at a time Go ahead Liza. Evan I need you to let Liza finish go ahead Listen I love you Evan I love you too like that's I'm here But I hate everything that you do How did I fucking know that was coming next You push me away and I know How do I push you away I ghost all these girls You're never trying, you literally Just let me finish, lust let me say what I need to say