The Pill

We've made the perfect thing for you It's small and red, take at two a day It cures your fears and calms your anger Fills in color where you all see gray Don't hesitate to ask your doctor Prescribe for you and for your spouse Then take it all without a question It should satisfy your rampant doubt There's a pill for that There's a pill for that A powerful monster, a menacing beast A handful of plastic, with a slow release A tall drink of water, is all that she wrote Cap full of powder, in a candy coat Oh, oh We've made the greatest thing for you It's white and round, take day and night It's special and it dulls the senses Some may say it pacifies There's a pill for that There's a pill for that The edges soften, and you're docile now We'll take power, of your voice and mouth And your wallet thins, your life on loan But thanks for trusting in us alone There's a pill for that We made a pill for that Swallow our pill for that