Drunk Drivin' Christmas

After drinking one last beer Accidentally hit a deer And now I think it's clear I should not have had that beer I was set to highest gear Then the second deer appeared I hit two deer in a row Bad grip because of the snow I shouldn't have got so drunk the lonely night I left Chicago All things go My wife and kids at home They left the house as soon they heard and now I'm all alone It's a drunk driving Christmas It's a drunk driving Christmas It's a drunk driving Christmas It's a drunk driving Christmas As I arrive in my home Small town in Idaho The first thing that I notice Text message I see On my homebuilt PC From the North Pole factory We know what you did We know where you live You shouldn't have gotten drunk and killed my reindeer in Chicago Well now I have to run 'Cause the only present I will get this year's a funeral And it's my very last Christmas It's my very last Christmas It's my very last Christmas Ho ho ho children of the world! Santa Claus is here to bring you all joy It's my very last Christmas It's my very last Christmas Sh-Boom We all know the riggers Sh-Boom Rudolph is dead! Someone killed Rudolph! Rudolph is dead Your girlfriend just gave me head Not good Yes Lilla Schibbye Fatty McGeek