Santas Modernized Christmas

Have you heard Santa's sleigh is obsolete The reindeer were slow and bound for defeat Now he works online ignoring distance It's super quick, Santa's modernized Christmas Going down chimneys was getting too rough The sack on his back didn't carry enough His views all changed when a drone he witnessed You're bound to like Santa's modernized Christmas So kids text your list to Santa North Pole The Elves will see it; they'll know where it goes Directly to your Amazon wish list That's how it works, Santa's modernized Christmas Travel by sleigh couldn't compete with online Working from his desk suits him just fine He worried about being too fictitious He hopes kids like Santa's modernized Christmas It all changed when he used the internet And planned his deliveries all made by a jet His plans came together without misses Quick as can be, Santa's modernized Christmas His eyes really popped when he saw that drone And thought how it could take his presents home He's getting old but he knows his business He knows you'll like Santa's modernized Christmas So kids text your list to Santa North Pole The Elves will see it; they'll know where it goes Directly to your Amazon wish list That's how it works, Santa's modernized Christmas