Wasn't That a Party?

Could have been the whiskey Might have been the gin Could have been the two, four six-packs I don't know, but look at the state I'm in My head is like a football I think I'm going to die Me-oh, me-oh-my Wasn't that a party Someone took a grapefruit Wore it like a hat Someone under my kitchen table They were talking to my old cat They were talking about hockey The cat was talking back Not long after that everything went black Wasn't that a party Memory's playing tricks on me I think I saw my buddy Cutting down my neighbour's tree Could have been the whiskey Might have been the gin Could have been the two, four six-packs I don't know, but look at the state I'm in My head's like a football I think I'm going to die Me-oh, me-oh-my Wasn't that a party Memory's playing tricks on me I think I saw my buddy Cutting down my neighbour's tree Could have been the whiskey Might have been the gin (might have been the gin) Could have been the two, four six-packs I don't know, but look at the state I'm in My head's like a football I think I'm going to die Me-oh, me-oh-my Wasn't that a party Could have been the whiskey (could have been the whiskey) Might have been the gin (might have been the gin) Could have been the two, four six-packs I don't know, but look at the state I'm in My head's like a football I think I'm going to die Me-oh, me-oh-my Wasn't that a party (wasn't that a party) Wasn't that a party (wasn't that a party) Wasn't that a party (wasn't that a party) Wasn't that a party (wasn't that a party) Wasn't that a party (wasn't that a party) Wasn't that a party (wasn't that a party) (Spoken word)