Our Lady of The Open Bar

I knew we'd get along just fine The day you stole the altar wine Funerals and weddings You said the priest gets to forgetting Or maybe grief and joy made 'em more forgiving Cause it's not like we were doing that much sinning Our Lady of the Open Bar Take me in your open arms Someone just got Married somewhere Someone just got Buried somewhere I'm on my knees And Danny's got the keys To Our Lady of the Open Bar Soon enough we ditched the cassock Didn't feel so ecclesiastic Turning water into whiskey A miracle that always gives me Sanctuary with a sawdust floor And I keep knocking, knocking on heaven's door Our Lady of the Open Bar Take me in your open arms Someone just got Married somewhere Someone just got Buried somewhere I'm on my knees And Danny's got the keys To Our Lady of the Open Bar Arma virumque Arma virumque Never catch a falling knife Wisdom from your first ex-wife Every coffin carried Kept the secrets that we buried Maybe we just peaked in seventh grade Cause I don't get the same laughs today Our Lady of the Open Bar Take me in your open arms Someone just got Married somewhere Someone just got Buried somewhere I'm on my knees And Danny's got the keys To Our Lady of the Open Bar Someone just got Married somewhere Someone just got Buried somewhere