Wishing Hell

Hey look man won't you tell me What's been keeping you down Do I need to murder a monkey Or put one in a hospital gown Basketball is lame Carter is to blame If I'm Sir Topham Hatt You're Thomas the goddamn train I wish the earth had a mailbox I think I'd take a swing with a bat And I wish that hell had a litter box Maybe you'd adopt a few cats Yolanda is my name Pinball is my game My cup size and initial Are one and the same Hey look man won't you tell me What's been knockin' you out Did you eat too much confetti With a pillow over your mouth