Intro (The Werewolf of Fever Swamp)

Just cut my mom up And stuck her leg in the freezer And ask that stupid bitch what the f*ck she got cold feet for My blood relatives like to run around like some leeches Jerking themselves off like "Hey I think dame needs us" But f*ck you guys I just got ahold of my dang penis And it took so long that you might have started calling me Regis I’m the shocker on shock street The coppers won’t stop me You think they will? I think they won’t You tryna cock block me But I don’t get it at all You bitches lick on my balls The cuckoo cock of doom is getting deep in your dome Shit yeah it’s goosebumps Cause I’m the g that creeps in your home Yeah ima kill myself cause I’m tired of feeling alone I didn’t, I didn't even think that it could get to here Think about all of the stupid shit that I done did this year I just wanna turn it back Like Carly Beth In haunted mask F*ck you steven, f*ck you shannon Count my streams, do the math Does it not make no sense to you Hope you live it up Cause when I’m up you gon be fucked I ain’t gon be sending no money you can fucking suck my nuts bitch Hello, I'm R.L Stine I write the Goosebumps books You know, werewolf legends haunted people's dreams For hundreds of years Imagine A full moon Someone beneath it, slowly turning into a ferocious wolf creature Our parents and our grandparents Loved to be scared by the classic werewolf tales And I hope you will enjoy The Werewolf of Fever Swamp I'll see you after the show Right now I'm going for a quick bite