Country Club

Making toasts with top shelf champagne I'd rather have an ice cold beer May God bless your golf swing And your shiny white veneers Yeah you look real nice in your Polo Ralph Lauren Been bragging 'bout your hole in one There ain't nothin' country About this country club Mrs. Jones likes barking orders Yes ma'am, yes sir But her husband tips real well When I wear a low cut shirt I've been serving silver platters to Doctors and lawyers Man this shift is dragging on There ain't nothin' country About this country club Ain't no cowboys in blue jeans Ain't no pick-ups in the parking lot Ain't no bonfires on cool summer nights Dancin' with the radio on I don't need no special treatment I ain't hard to please And I ain't no debutant There ain't nothing country About this country club Been flirting with the caddy And the lifeguard at the pool I know I ain't never had a chance Because they go to private school Though they'd all like to think it They'd be surprised to know that they Ain't the cream of the crop There's a real group of folks doing it right, that you ain't a member of... Ain't no cowboys in blue jeans Ain't no pick-ups in the parking lot Ain't no bonfires on cool summer nights Dancin' with the radio on I don't need no special treatment I ain't hard to please And I ain't no debutant There ain't nothing country About this country club No there ain't nothin' country About this country club