MEMORY LOSS

Mum said that I would forget My head If it weren't screwed on Bumping a sad string quartet In my headphones As my theme song I attempt to jog the memory loss Nostalgically eat candy floss And supplements I bought from a quack Perhaps I need some stronger sauce It's hung like an albatross Around my neck, it's breaking my back Lose every Monopoly Game we would play On the weekend Think I lost my virginity Under a tree Now that's some achievement And thinking back in retrospect I should've had more respect No regrets, but hindsight's a bitch I should've practiced safer sex Should've practiced happiness Should've scratched every itch And it's all downhill from here So I buckle up and hope I'll survive this slippy slope I'm an unwilling volunteer Like an animal under a microscope I used to run like the wind Out of my skin Throw up on the back seat If I was out on a whim I'd drop you my pin And you would play taxi I attempt to jog the memory loss Eat my grandma's applesauce Take me back to meat and two veg I remember fighting with my boss Paid holiday and travel costs I've no idea what happened next And it's all downhill from here So I buckle up and hope I'll survive this slippy slope I'm an unwilling volunteer Like an animal under a microscope Ooh, ooh Ooh (like an animal under a microscope) Ooh, ooh Ooh (like an animal under a microscope) And it's all downhill from here So I buckle up and hope I'll survive this slippy slope I'm an unwilling volunteer Like an animal under a microscope