Grand

I prefer to be left alone it's nothing personal I just don't really like people and they don't seem to like me I walk into a room and it feels like a funeral Awkwardness is a lock and I guess I'm the key I feel like a fish and I'm living in a bowl Where all the girl fishies don't like me Okay fine good riddance I'll make myself complete Locked in my room people aren't what I need Oh won't it be grand when I'm left all alone? I can live in my house and write all my songs I can't wait until I'm on my own I hope it's not too long until you're all gone So what if I feel like a forgotten toy on the top shelf I'm a big boy and I only need myself It's like a super sad movie scene Where the antagonist doesn't know what life means Okay if we're being honest I'm kinda lonely I'm a bad con artist and I'll say that truthfully My facade is kinda fake and I'm not a tough guy I'm the softest kinda cake just FYI Oh won't it be grand when I'm left all alone? I can live in my house and write all my songs I can't wait until I'm on my own I hope it's not too long until you're all gone Oh won't it be grand when I can say so long To all those a-holes who did me wrong? I'm gonna go off the map or fly to Vietnam And find a place to write all my sad songs I kinda want a son who is loved by his mother And a daughter who is friends with her brother My son will be a fighter but he'll be even kinder And their mother will be even funnier than me Don't ask me why I lie if I knew I wouldn't tell you I'm kinda shy and sometimes I'll feel a little blue Sure I get lonely but it's just a phase There's somebody for everybody and maybe it's just not my day But I know what's to come and it'll be so much fun I can't wait to meet you My wife, daughter, son Won't it be grand when we all get along? We can live in a house and sing a love song I hope it's not too long until you come along This is my future family's song Oh won't it be grand when we all get along? We can live in a house and sing a love song I hope it's not too long until you come along This is my future family's song Sure I get lonely but it's just a phase There's somebody for everybody and maybe it's just not my day