Backwoods Nation

Calling all rednecks To put down their sluggers And turn their attention From beating the buggers Pick up machine guns And kill lefty-fuckers Backwoods nation Calling all doctors Of spin and the smokescreen To whip the new hate-riots Into a frenzy Of good versus evil Ignoring the history Of the backwoods nation Ain't it a shame? When due process Stands in the way Of swift justice Calling all frat boys To trade in their hazing Their keggers and cocaine And casual date-raping For cabinet appointments And rose garden tapings