You Won a Darwin Award

In this world, wisdom so often takes a rest Some folks have brains that aren't working at their best But common sense, it seems, took a holiday So here's to all the lessons learned the hard way You won a Darwin Award, Fate got in your way Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, they say Problems solve themselves when leaving common sense behind A grin for those who thought they made it through Smallest minds make the greatest fools Climbing a ladder, reaching for the moon Ignoring gravity like some Saturday cartoon Mixing bleach and ammonia, even though the label said no Mustard cloud explosions for their very own show You won a Darwin Award, Fate got in your way Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, they say Problems solve themselves when leaving common sense behind A grin for those who thought they made it through Smallest minds make the greatest fools With a hint of irony and the webs in fate's hands We can be laughing our asses off in this bizarre land Here's to the moments where we chuckle and sigh When the unwise choices cause the stupid to fly You won a Darwin Award, Fate got in your way Play stupid games, win stupid prizes, they say Problems solve themselves when leaving common sense behind A grin for those who thought they made it through Smallest minds make the greatest fools So let's raise a glass for the fools we see Laughing even knowing it's not you and me A grateful reminder, no harm, no jest Think twice, be wise, and avoid the permanent rest So let's raise a glass for the fools we see Laughing even knowing it's not you and me A playful reminder, no harm, no jest Think twice, be wise, and avoid the permanent rest.