Mario Party

Step right up to the Mario Party So don't be tardy cause we're about to get started Pick a character, like basic Mario Grab your Wii remote, roll your starting die and go Step right up to the Mario Party We're about to get lit so don't forget where you started Grabbing coins all day, you might feel some pain Should we choose Koopa Tycoon or go with the train I think that one of each should suffice for us today Finish all our turns it's time for a quick minigame If it's a battle one we give up coins while fighting to the death Trying to get more coins back, using every last breath Shaking Wii remotes so hard, we be looking like we're And then mom walks in, Don't worry this is just how you play Step right up to the Mario Party You better not be tardy cause we're about to get started Pick a character, switch it up and go Luigi You'll be here for a while so before this you should pee pee Step right up to the Mario Party We're about to get started so don't start acting Grabbing stars all day and giving out that trash talk Should we choose Koopa Tycoon or go with the boardwalk I think what matters more is the amount of our turns The most we've gotten to is 20, but there's a lot more to burn Should we try the big 50? Who even knows that length And I don't think my right arm has that much strength But I would put up with it, cause of my love for the game And I don't think I'd quit cause I ain't that lame So just when you think that you've got the Mario Party title Even with the bonus stars I'll beat you by a mile So step right up to the Mario Party Cause I'm passing the mic to WesT, and he's just getting started Yo it's WesT on the track for the first time ever I'm glad we could all be here just to play this game together Luigi number 1, yall already know this is true But when I lose all my coins man I feel rather blue But no matter the trial and no matter the test I keep on getting stars to destroy all these pests They say I'm washed up and they say I'm done Man when I hear those comments I just think of when I won Won what? Oh, you don't remember? Let me remind you Remember when pizu left at turn two of the game Just to go play Madden man that crap was lame But then I stepped up and took over for him And when I got on a roll, boy your chances looked grim Space after space and roll after roll All that shaking, phew, man it really takes a toll Hours and hours of games into the night And when I missed that music space it gave me quite a fright When it all came down to that final star I prayed, prayed, prayed to the almighty Jah And when the hat guy comes flying on in You all sat there wishing what it could've been I just lay there sipping on that peach tea Can you guess who got the victory WesT baby Step right up to the Mario Party So don't be tardy cause we're about to get started Pick a character, like basic Mario Grab your Wii remote, roll your starting die and go Step right up to the Mario Party We're about to get lit so don't forget where you started Grabbing coins all day, you might feel some pain Should we choose Koopa Tycoon or go with the train