Puddle of Brown

Okay Now this is a story that I don't like to tell very often But it's pretty funny so I think I'll tell it right now Because yeet So one day I was working on my job Flipping some patties I was a little hungover Because I may have had a few drinks the night before But I was ready I was making a chicken club sandwich For some guy at the bar And we were pretty busy I was just about finished up with the ticket When I noticed something running down my leg I said oh no I said oh no I said oh no I waddle to the bathroom And pull my pants down What do I see but a puddle of brown Got enough chocolate pudding For the whole damn town And uh, that concludes the story of the time I shit my fucking pants at work Uh, yeah Pretty fuckin' pathetic ain't it But uh