The first thing

Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh Duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh Yo what is the first thing you want to see What's the first shots for you and me I'ma show you all around my town We gonna turn up cause you just touched down Yo I'm cool with booze I'm cool with food I'm just being short not being rude Cause we don't have a lot of time You still have to hear all my rhymes By the way I'm a rapper now I'm dope as f*ck and that's how I got this money I got this chain I got some blunts for the pain But we ain't feeling no pain tonight I'm always freestyling except when I write We gonna be smoking we gonna be drinking You gonna be giving me head I'm thinking I'm just playing don't call me fucker I know you love me like a brother Don't pay attention to what I say Besides you're too ugly anyway There I go still fucking around You're my homegirl we'll always be down I love when we go out to eat When it's your idea you say my treat I listen to how you say you're fat You're gorgeous girl but you gotta believe that You're very talented with your art Our birthdays only a day apart It's dope as hell that we take our shots I know the crooks and you know the cops And when it's time to do cool shit You one of the people I fucks with Most times you even drive Thanks for always keeping us alive Can't say your name but you know who you are And I like the little rims on your car Yo what is the first thing you want to see What's the first shots for you and me I'ma show you all around my town We gonna turn up cause you just touched down What up my nigga when you coming through We got a gang of shit to do My homegirl already came And that visit was pretty tame But you and me on some different shit I got some bitches and half a brick And they gonna do anything we want Two at a time or in the butt They just wanna kick it mane Smoke with us and wear a chain She said they single but I don't believe her But she don't like rubbers and I don't like them either Then we got good food down here I done put on weight and don't even care Just a little sample of Texas living All I can do is play the hand I was giving That's how it is all the time I'm not just saying it to make it rhyme Then we wanna go to the river Damn Tex did you deliver Two pieces everywhere These fat girls now don't even care Cause they know they thick and bad as f*ck And mutha f*ck a tummy tuck So all you fat girls I'm on your side Hit it from the back or let you ride With all the pressure you make it work And I'll be behind you if you wanna twerk Off the subject just a little bit But I like that ass and like them tits But shit my nigga we gonna have a good time Reward for a life of crime Yo what is the first thing you want to see What's the first shots for you and me I'ma show you all around my town We gonna turn up cause you just touched down So if I'm with my homegirl or one of my niggas Don't have to be smart but you gotta figure If I got money they probably do too So come join us fam we'll buy you some food Don't sit over there and keep being weird Looking over pretending not to stare And if you keep doing it I'm gonna call you out And the servers gonna be like what's that all about And I'm gonna say that guy keeps showing his nipple Keeps winking at me and keeps licking his pickle Then they gonna come over like what the f*ck fams They gonna take a picture and put it on Instagram I'm just playing I wouldn't do you like that I'll even take a picture giving you dap And if you haven't figured it out by now I do dumb shit and like to f*ck around But this right here with you and me This is the first thing she wanted to see