Dingleberry IV, Finale: Katy's Wart

A girl should know it in her heart that her fella abides her always. Never chiding, always providing, she should delight in things that are commensurate to her: nature and ability station and aptitude and her transcendent graceliness. Ever-abiding in charms and pleasantries...always consoling, always condoning...never untidy, never untimely... never vituperating, never obfuscating... never berating nor defecating... and all these are a matter of easy regimen, even earthly instinct. Just make him feel like a teddy bear, getting cuddled all the time, because the Father's word is the only word.