Boom-Bang-A-Brexit!

It was a beautiful day but I wanted more And a man said "Let me take you for a ride! Step this way for my mystery tour!" And he led me to a bus with words on the side It had something to do with how my money was spent "Ach! Vandals again! I didn't write that! Ignore it! That isn't what I meant!" He seemed a trustworthy sort so I sat He said "Take a seat! Is the future too scary? Does the world make you wary? We'll help you escape it! Boom-bang-a-Brexit!" So I'm waiting to move and he said "Hold tight! There's a magical land and it's called 'The Past' But this bus will only steer to the right So we may not get there especially fast," Now, I was chatting to some folks, we were getting along But the driver wrapped them up in a Union Jack And he pulled it away and Boom! They were gone "There's no room for them here - they were holding us back" I started to worry - I thought what if This bus is really heading off a cliff? But then I heard cackling and I saw the driver Running off with a beer and a bag full of fivers Maybe the wrong choice but let's see it through It was a bus full of people and now it's just me The wheels are stuck in a rut, but that's Britain for you The Past's going nowhere and neither are we So take a seat! The world is scary, can you take it? We'll help you escape it! (Although we might fake it) Boom-bang-a-Brexit Even if the bus wrecks it We'll pretend we can make it It's not our fault if we miss it We could half-bake it Would you risk it for a biscuit? Boom-bang-a-Brexit