Is EU Is or Is EU Ain't My Baby?

Is EU is or is EU ain't my baby The way you acting lately makes me doubt Is EU is or is EU ain't my baby Seems my flame in your heart's done gone out You can still get paid when you've a bun in the oven But you can't buy eggs anymore by the dozen Our goods are safer and our beaches are cleaner But they've stolen the power from my vacuum cleaner! Your 48 hours working week is over soon But my 7-year-old niece can't blow up a balloon! Food is better labelled, and we're all better read But they've renamed my jam to a 'fruit-based spread'! Is EU is or is EU ain't my baby The way you acting lately makes me doubt Is EU is or is EU ain't my baby Seems my flame in your heart's done gone out You can live, retire and work in any EU nation But EU water won't stop dehydration Study abroad on the Erasmus course But they've banned me from eating my own pet horse! Healthcare is better, pollution less harmful I can't buy a bendy cucumber or banana Annual leave, greater trade, more fish in the sea Yes but what's the EU actually done for ME? Is EU is or is EU ain't my baby The way you acting lately makes me doubt Is EU is or is EU ain't my baby Seems my flame in your heart's done gone out Seems my flame in your heart's done gone out!