Boat Shoes

Hi, You've reached the cell phone of none other than The great e_cee Unfortunately I'm unavailable to take your call... Due to limited service in my current location Where is that, you may ask? Well... Somewhere where the sky is blue, the sun is bright The water is crystal clear The sand is white, and I'm feeling good And if you have a moment, I would like to... Elaborate on that feeling I'm like.. Einstein on his A-game Dropping bombs like a war drone Running through, I'm a freight train Great dane, put the paws on ya Take a lame up out the center, Fold him up and take his centerfold to Grand Lux Ask for dinner rolls, if the phone ring, it ain't about the bread? Then hang up When they call back, check later Even though I prefer the cash Get up off me like a elevator Kill em softly like Roberta Flack Candy paint on the Escalade looking wilder than Gene in the earthen hat With the purple raining like Willy Wonka In a hurricane, near the Minnetonka German bae got a pretty danke And the tiddies on her, they done hurt her back The sheriff asked if I'm a chiropractor I say "Nah, never heard of crack" Flex on em like a yoga mat Stretched the flow with no baking soda Run the game like a quarterback Ballin', going all in like I'm playing poker Knee-deep like I'm praying for ya Did dirt like digging fossils in Burkina Faso Lay a verse like it's in the gospel Breaking bread, I'm a Pentecostal At the Intercontinental having dinner with a Insta model and she finna follow me to bed In the morning, she dressed like the sex drive Skrrt off in a Winnebago I'm out... Yeah Floating to the beat of my own drum I'm on one Did you ever imagine The pleasure of packing a bag to just travel the world? Maybe relax with your girl on the beach with your feet in the sand? With a drink in your hand? While receiving a tan? Yup Stunting on a cruise in my boat shoes, like I'm 'posed to Did you ever consider the thrill of a trip to Negril? Or to Anguilla to chill in a villa? You're still Clicking your heels and you're wishing to get it for real? Hopefully someday you will, Yeah Coming down like a Murphy bed But you can't sleep cause I'm finna turn up Flame beats like churrascarias do to Flame beef when it's in the furnace Like a steak bleeding, I'm in rare form Peep the drip and my Airs on, running marathons As I'm finishing lines that I'm leaving across Y'all are receiving a loss I got the bread and the cheese and the sauce No pepperoni sliced pizza I'm taking bae on an adventure While these haters plex'n on me like Beechnut The weapon on me like a terrorist I palm the desert like Sahara (that's too dry) The heat shooting like the breeze in Dubai I palm the desert like Jumeirah Pop a cap like your daddy bragging Pop my collar like your daddy fashion I was raised by the beltway You catching ass whoopings like your daddy sagging I'm a bad assassin, killing everything Pass me the EpiPen I'm allergic to opinions stemming from Lurkers who never in plain sight Who complain like they better than You requesting the smoke, you should know where to look I be blatant, I am not a dodger Clocking haters with the flow and the hook Till I'm rocking gators on the Jolly Roger Acting up like I got an Oscar Showing out like a nominee And I brought receipts so yall could see That I've been listening to yall critiquing like "I don't really like what he say in his songs anyway His flow kind of boring to me, I'm falling asleep He should switch his flow up, maybe add a chorus And though he records it for free, And he never got a quarter from me, He should talk about gaudy, exorbitant things" When I pull up in the Audi 4-door Call me Frodo, I'm lord of the rings Like Quasimodo with the cord and the strings, My name ring a bell Unfortunately, when they call the po-po But I can't see a cell, I prefer a seashell It's a walk on the beach, the decorum is peace Normally Normandy when I go to war with MCs But this morning I'm touring the sea with a snorkel Exploring a reef offshore in the Florida Keys I'm out... Yeah Floating to the beat of my own drum I'm on one Did you ever imagine The pleasure of packing a bag to just travel the world Maybe relax with your girl on the beach with your feet in the sand With a drink in your hand While receiving a tan? Yup Stunting on a cruise in my boat shoes, like I'm 'posed to Did you ever consider the thrill of a trip to Negril Or to Anguilla to chill in a villa, you're still Clicking your heels and you're wishing to get it for real? Hopefully someday you will Yeah