Fuck A Canuck

"O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!" "F*ck Canada", well that's just what I'll do Gonna f*ck a Canadian or two Already had grade A American Gonna try some Canadian bacon Gotta be bold up where it's cold A Canuck knows how to warm me up Such a fan for a Canadian man Up to where it snows is where I gotta go Need a royal Mountie To royally mount me Need a hockey athlete Between my sheets Such a huge fan Of a Canadian man If an American can't do it A Canadian man can I'm wanna f*ck a Canuck Come and smack my puck With your hockey stick Horny for Canadian dick Americans are just okay Canucks do it a different way Stroke my beaver with your hands Wanna f*ck a Canadian man Vancouver, Toronto, Up north is where I'll go Quebec, Ontario, Up north where it snows Labrador, New Foundland, Don't know where to begin Alberta, Edmonton Gotta find me a Canadian Gonna head up North To find a man who will go south Need that polite Canadian mouth Gets me wetter than Niagara Falls When he is bigger than The West Edmonton Mall Don't care if he injures me Since health care up there is free Need a royal Mountie To royally mount me Need a hockey athlete Between my sheets Such a huge fan Of a Canadian man If an American can't do it A Canadian man can I'm wanna f*ck a Canuck A Canuck I wanna f*ck Gonna grab his hockey stick Horny four Canadian dick Americans are Just okay Canucks do it a different way Stroke my beaver with your hands Wanna f*ck a Canadian man Justin Bieber or Trudeau Canada's where I'll go Ryan Gosling or Reynolds Gonna strike me some Yukon Gold Labrador, New Foundland, Don't know where to begin Alberta, Edmonton Gotta find me a Canadian. Spill your gravy on my poutine Butter up my tart Thirsty for your maple syrup Warming up my heart Pollinate my bunchberry flower Ready to climb your C.N. Tower Gonna head up north today Up into Canada, Eh? "O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!" Need a royal Mountie To royally mount me Need a hockey athlete Between my sheets Such a huge fan Of a Canadian man If an American can't do it A Canadian man can I'm wanna f*ck a Canuck Come and smack my puck With your hockey stick Horny for Canadian dick Americans are just okay Canucks do it a different way Stroke my beaver with your hands Wanna f*ck a Canadian Man Vancouver, Toronto, Up north is where I'll go Quebec, Ontario, Up north where it snows Justin Bieber or Trudeau Canada's where I'll go Ryan Gosling or Reynolds Gonna strike me some Yukon Gold. Labrador, New Foundland, Don't know where to begin Alberta, Edmonton Gotta find me a Canadian. "O Canada, O Canada, OH CANADA!!!"