Hide Your Candy

Ladies hide your candy So nobody can see Duct tape is so handy Can't sample it for free Stash it all away No free samples today Stowe away your bon bons Before they're all gone, gone, gone Vanilla or chocolate Ain't getting none of it Caramel or butterscotch Not getting what I got Coffee, nougat, toffee Nobody gets to see Strawberry or raspberry Unless they pay your fee Gushers, See's, Ghiradelli Hershey, Godiva, Andy's Aero, M&M's, Galaxy Go and, go and hide your candy Skittles, Smarties, Good 'N' Plenty Bottle Caps, Pop Rocks, Jujubes Mike & Ike and Jelly Babies Won't you, won't you hide your candy? Don't let anybody see Nobody samples for free So make like Lady Chablis And hide your, hide your candy True ladies don't give it for free And neither does a hussy They gotta pay the fee If they wanna try your candy Put away your sweets This ain't trick or treat So nobody can see Your delicious candy Vanilla or chocolate Ain't getting none of it Caramel or butterscotch Not getting what you got Coffee, nougat, toffee Nobody get's to see Strawberry or raspberry Unless they pay your fee Lemon Drops, Dots, Ring Pops, and Zotz Tootsie Pops, Red Hots, Gum Drops Dum Dums, Push Pops, Sugar Daddy's Go and, go and hide your candy Sweet Hearts, Snow Caps, Sweet Tarts, Taffy Valentine Hearts, Snaps, Bit-Oh-Honey Gummy bears, Haribo, Trolli Gotta, gotta hide your candy Don't let anybody see Nobody samples for free So make like Lady Chablis And hide your, hide your candy No free samples today Of my candy buffet Not gonna give it away Might change my mind if you pay Do you like candy? I'm sure you do I'll give you a sample or two Might let you have a bite If the price is right Everybody wants to taste my yum-yum Wanna piece of this bubble gum Might try your candy too If compensation is what you do Gonna lick that lollipop Let you try my gum drops Won't you come in my candy shop? Make a stop and sample what I've got Vanilla or chocolate Ain't getting none of it Caramel or butterscotch Not getting what you got Coffee, nougat, toffee Nobody gets to see Strawberry or raspberry Unless they pay my fee Twizzlers and Twix, Nerds, Pixie Sticks Tic Tac, Sixlets, Razzlers, Chiclets Laffy Taffy, Hot Tamales Time to, time to hide your candy Cadbury, See's, Ghiradelli Hershey, Godiva, Andy's Aero, M&M's, Galaxy Go and, go and hide your candy Skittles, Smarties, Good N Plenty Bottle Caps, Pop Rocks, Jujubees Mike & Ike and Jelly Babies Won't you, won't you hide your candy? Lemon Drops, Dots, Ring Pops, and Zotz Tootsie Pops, Red Hots, Gum Drops Dum Dums, Push Pops, Sugar Daddy's Go and, go and hide your candy Sweet hearts, Snow Caps, Sweet Tarts, Taffy Valentine Hearts, Snaps, Bit-Oh-Honey Gummy Bears, Haribo, Trolli Gotta, Gotta hide your candy Don't let anybody see Nobody samples for free So make like Lady Chablis And hide your, hide your candy No free samples today Of my candy buffet Not gonna give it away Might change my mind if you pay