Ho For The Holidays

The holiday's are here Be a ho ho ho For the holidays Celebrate the season In a floozy way Halloween is done But you can still have fun Unwrap your gift box In front of everyone It will knock their socks off Show off your mistletoe Let's everyone know You're a holiday ho Ride Santa's north pole On the nice list you will go 'Tis the season for sluts Expose both your chestnuts Be a ho ho ho For the holidays Celebrate the season In a floozy way Show off your snow globes Be festive today Let everyone know You're a ho ho ho Dress like a ho ho ho Let your Christmas cookie show Out in the snow, even though It's thirty degrees bellow Let them all see If you trimmed your tree Charge a service fee To shimmy up your chimney For the winter head south Deep throat that yule log Then guzzle his egg nog With his candy cane in your mouth 'Tis the season for hoes Let your Christmas wreath show Be a ho ho ho For the holidays Celebrate the season In a slutty way Show off your chestnuts Be festive today Let everyone know You're a ho ho ho Be a ho ho ho For this holiday Celebrate Christmas In a hussy kinda way Let your cookie show Be skanky today Let everybody know You're just a ho ho ho ho Flash your Christmas lights On the left and right A wonderous sight Won't be a silent night A Snow ho! A Season Slut! A Festive Floozy! A Days of Yore Whore! A Holiday Hussy! A Christmas Cunt! A Mistletoe Ho! A Holiday Hooker! A Poinsettia Prostitute! Your beaver muff fur Smells of frankincense Of gold or like mer Instead of snapper That is what I mean Around the block you've been With more wise men Than a nativity scene Jingle, cringle, jangle Your ornaments dangle All the way down to your ankles! Be a ho ho ho For the holidays Celebrate the season In a slutty way Show off your chestnuts Be festive today Let everyone know You're a ho ho ho Be a ho ho ho For this holiday Celebrate Christmas In a hussy kinda way Let your cookie show Be skanky today Let everybody know You're just a ho ho ho ho Be a ho ho ho For the holidays Celebrate Christmas In a hussy kinda way Out in the snow, even though It's thirty degrees bellow Flash your Christmas lights On the left and right A wonderous sight Won't be a silent night Dress like a ho ho ho Let your Christmas cookie show Out in the snow, even though It's thirty degrees