Hooking In Amsterdam (Polka Mix)

Oh damn here I am Stuck in Amsterdam Smoked way too much hash Now I'm low on cash (Rotter-damn! Rotter-damn!) Wont be coming home today For a flight home I can't pay Gonna find another way Gonna sell my poffertje (Amster-damn! Amster-damn!) Won't you let me tell you how? Gonna take boats up my canal To the red light district I go Where I can make some euro Gotta sell my ass for cash I'm hooking in Amsterdam Rotter-damn here I am Gonna sell my clam To a man In Holland I am hooking in Amsterdam Amster-damn oh yes ma'am Here I can since it's not ban In Holland here I am I'll be hooking in Amsterdam (Hooking in Amsterdam) Help me out if you can Gotta get home to my fam So here I am here I am I'm hooking in Amsterdam Spent all of my cash on hash Now I gotta sell my ass Schengen visas will expire Gotta put my puss for hire My tulip I gotta sell Gotta take some frikkadels Come inside if you're daring Hope I don't smell like herring Come inside my Netherlands Time to let the fun begin Rotter-damn Here I am Gonna sell my clam To a man In Holland I am hooking in Amsterdam Amster-damn oh yes ma'am Here I can since it's not ban In Holland here I am I'll be hooking in Amsterdam (Hooking in Amsterdam) My stropwaffle is soft It will knock your clogs off No need to window shop My dutch oven is hot What you're seeking I got Won't you make a pit stop? (Amster-damn! Amster-damn!) I'll do a two for one Have a threesome I'll tell you what If you go dutch I'll take both cuts You'll get your nuts and such If you want if you will Grind me like a windmill That is what I'd really like Stick your finger in my dike Rotter-damn! Here I am Gonna sell my clam To a man In Holland I am hooking in Amsterdam Amster-damn! oh yes ma'am here I can Since it's not band In Holland here I am I'll be hooking in Amsterdam (Hooking in Amsterdam) Rotter damn! Here I am (Here I am) Gonna sell my clam (Sell my clam) To a man In Holland (In holland) I am hooking in Amsterdam Amster-damn! Oh yes mam (Yes ma'am) Here I can Since it's not band (It's not band) In Holland here I am (Here I am) I'll be hooking in Amsterdam (Hooking in Amsterdam) Help me out if you can Gotta get home to my fam So here I am here I am I'm hooking in Amsterdam