Mr. Choad's Wild Ride (Pop Mix)

"Welcome to Mr. Choad's Wild Ride. Please pay attention to the following safety instructions:" You must be this tall to ride So climb aboard and step inside. Prepare for this attraction Get ready for intense action. If the train slides off the track I'll pick it up and put it back. Listen up, and take heed Gonna travel at top speed So unfasten your buckle The ride is white knuckle Sign the waiver and say "Yes" It's the wildest ride in the wilderness. Watch your hands Watch my toes Watch your finger Thar she blows! For your safety, please abide To my posted safety guide. You will wanna close your eyes Get ready for a wild ride. For your safety pay attention To my special instructions. Keep your arms and legs inside. Gonna be a wild ride. (A wild ride!) Permanezcan sentados, por favor Gonna bang me like a whore. Make me scream for more and more Gonna make my ass feel sore. Pictures are encouraged Please don't get discouraged Hold on tight with all your might This ride will last all night. Remain seated at all times It will realign my spine This is not just all talk I won't be able to walk Forget about Fast Pass I'll qualify for a DASS pass Watch your elbows Watch my toes Watch my finger There she blows! For your safety, please abide To my posted safety guide. You will wanna close your eyes Get ready for a wild ride. For your safety pay attention To my special instructions. Keep your arms and legs inside. Gonna be a wild ride. (A Wild Ride!) Cinnamon and tacos on the floor Gonna ram me like a whore Make me scream for more and more Gonna make my ass feel sore. Scream loud to ride again Next time invite your friends See the gift shop heading out Grab a souvenir no doubt Buy an on-ride photo Give them something to show This ride ain't over yet Watch out, you may get wet. Bring a poncho just in case You might get it all over your face. Watch your hand Watch my toes Watch your finger Thar she blows! For your safety, please abide To my posted safety guide. You will wanna close your eyes Get ready for a wild ride. For your safety pay attention To my special instructions. Keep your arms and legs inside. Gonna be a wild ride (A wild ride!) Cinnamon and tacos on the floor Gonna ram me like a whore Make me scream for more and more Gonna make that ass feel sore. "Remain seated please. This ride is not over". For your safety, please abide To my posted safety guide.. You will wanna close your eyes Get ready for a wild ride. For your safety pay attention To my special instructions. Keep your arms and legs inside. Gonna be a wild ride (A wild ride!) Cinnamon and tacos on the floor Gonna ram me like a whore Make me scream for more and more Gonna make that ass feel sore.