Sloppy 2nd

Not everyone can be the lead There's only one star in a band To be Marcia not everyone can Somebody has to be Jan Do you think you have what it takes To be the leader of the band? Here's what I have to say Nice try, sure Jan Everyone wants to be Marcia But not everyone can There can only be one star Someone has to be Jan There can only be one star It's not that hard to tell Someone has to be the backup That's why Eden's Slutz has Raquel Not everyone can win the race Someone had to be second place We can't all take home the cup Someone has to be runner up Can't all go to the front of the line Someone has to be left behind If you can't get first dibs, I reckon You should try for a sloppy second I know you wanna be Beyonce But this ain't happening today That's not your Destiny Child Can't have it your way Common and tell me Why you think you're better than Kelly? To you someone's gotta tell You're more fitting for Michelle We all wanna be Beyonce But that won't work so well There can only be one star Someone has to be Michelle There can only be one star It's not that hard to tell It's not that hard to tell Someone has to be the backup That's why Eden's Slutz has Raquel Not everyone can win the race Someone had to be second place We can't all take home the crown Someone has to be let down Can't all go to the front of the line Someone has to be left behind If you can't get first dibs I reckon You should try for a sloppy second If you can't afford Britney Hire Christina If you can't get Shakira Try Paulina If you can't book J-Lo Give Selma a go Can't get Spice Girls? There's All Saints don't you know Can't get a hold of Madonna? Well there's Lady Gaga Got a no for Nicki? Then try Cardi Can't find Mariah? Go find Ariana Michael Jackson is dead Try Bruno Mars instead RuPaul won't answer at all? Then give Michelle Visage a call We all want Nicole But sometimes she's busy When it's against your control You gotta settle for Melody Everyone wants to be Marcia But not everyone can There can only be one star Someone has to be Jan We all wanna be Beyonce But that won't work so well There can only be one star Someone has to be Michelle There can only be one star It's not that hard to tell Someone has to be the backup That's why Eden's Slutz has Raquel Not everyone can win the race Someone had to be second place We can't all take home the cup Someone has to be runner up Can't all go to the front of the line Someone has to be left behind If you can't get first dibs I reckon You should try for a sloppy second"Forget you bitches, I'm going solo""Sure Jan"