Tip A Bitch

(Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!) (Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!) If you like what you see Gimme a dollar or three Tip a bitch, tip a bitch Help me out financially A 10, 20, or 50 Would really, really help me If you like what you see Then why don't you just tip me? Give a bitch a tip I don't need all of it Daddy, just give me the tip That's want I'd like to get Here's a tip for you Gimme a dollar or two I worked so hard for it So tip a bitch, tip a bitch A five or a 10 is a go But a fifty would be neato I ain't doing this for free I gotta buy groceries And pay my utilities I'm a struggling artist can't you see? Why not just tip me, tip me, tip me! If you like what you see Gimme a dollar or three Tip a bitch, tip a bitch Help me out financially A 10, 20, or 50 Would really, really help me If you like what you see Then why don't you just tip me? Give a bitch a tip I don't need all of it Daddy, Just give me the tip That's want I'd like to get Here's a tip for you Gimme a dollar or two I worked so hard for it So tip a bitch, tip a bitch If you give a mouse a cookie He'll want milk with it If you give a moose a muffin He'll want jam with it If you give a bitch a tip She'll thank you for it Unless she's an ungrateful bitch Then don't tip her shit A five or a 10 is a go But a fifty would be neato I ain't doing this for free I gotta buy groceries And pay my utilities I'm a struggling artist can't you see? Why not just tip me, tip me, tip me! If you like what you see Gimme a dollar or three Tip a bitch, tip a bitch Help me out financially A 10, 20, or 50 Would really, really help me If you like what you see Then why don't you just tip me? Give a bitch a tip I don't need all of it Daddy, Just give me the tip That's want I'd like to get Here's a tip for you Gimme a dollar or two I worked so hard for it So tip a bitch, tip a bitch One is for George Washington Two is for Thomas Jefferson Five is for Abraham Lincoln 10 is for Alexander Hamilton 20 is for Andrew Jackson 50 is for Ulysses S. Grant 100 is for Benjamin Franklin Ready to take on all these men! George will do and Thomas would too But I really fancy Andrew If you really like it Then give a bitch a tip If you don't wanna tip Then boohoo, screw you Hey dude, small change ain't rude But I'll take what I can get Working hard to earn those tips A one or a five could keep me alive But a 10 or a 20 would better help me Thank you, thank you kindly I take Venmo and Paypal You know where to find me George, Alexander, Abraham Those guys are my friends Andrew, Ulysses, Benjamin Introduce me to them if you can (Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!) (Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!) If you like what you see Gimme a dollar or three Tip a bitch, tip a bitch Help me out financially A 10, 20, or 50 Would really, really help me If you like what you see Then why don't you just tip me? Give a bitch a tip I don't need all of it Daddy, Just give me the tip That's want I'd like to get Here's a tip for you Gimme a dollar or two I worked so hard for it So tip a bitch, tip a bitch George, Alexander, Abraham Those guys are my friends Andrew, Ulysses, Benjamin Introduce me to them if you can (Cha-ching, cha-ching, cha-ching!)"Why tip a cow, when you can tip a bitch instead?"