Worst Christmas Ever

Santa I hate you! Santa I hate you What the hell did I do To upset you and your elves too? Now I'm completely screwed What I wanted I didn't get My presents are absolute shit It's the worst Christmas ever Hope next year will be better Santa I hate you I'm so disappointed Didn't get what I wanted Everything is all wrong Trash under my tanenbaum The Christmas spirit is gone, gone, gone Santa you're such a jerk Being good didn't work Wish my presents were better Christmas is ruined forever Hope next year will be better It's the worst, worst, worst Christmas ever Just garbage under my tree Oh why can't you see, see, see? Just trash is all that they be Your gifts aren't good enough for me No jewelry from Tiffany's Underneath my Christmas tree Asked for a yacht, a tugboat I got Asked for a convertible in light blue Instead I got a Subaru Santa screw you And your elves too A platinum mine is what I need Instead I got a house deed Santa your sleigh is gonna get keyed It's the worst Christmas ever Hope next year will be better Santa I hate you I'm so disappointed Didn't get what I wanted Everything is all wrong Trash under my tanenbaum The Christmas spirit is gone, gone, gone Santa you're such a jerk Being good didn't work Wish my presents were better Christmas is ruined forever Hope next year will be better It's the worst, worst, worst Christmas ever All my presents are crap Didn't want any of that Nothing good was in my sock You are all nothing but talk Got an I-Phone and my brother But mine is the wrong color His came in sierra blue Why didn't I get that color too? What the hell is all of this? Sapphires weren't on my list I asked for a diamond ring Instead what the hell did you bring? You know what I didn't get? No checks, no duplex, what the heck? Just a blue ray disc of Shrek Christmas is an absolute train wreck It's the worst Christmas ever Hope next year will be better This Christmas really sucks Only got a thousand bucks What the f*ck? That's not enough To buy me any good stuff A thousand cash ain't gonna last All my presents are nothing but trash, trash, trash! I'm not ungrateful I'm not materialistic I'm just being complicit Receiving gifts is what happens In true Christmas holiday fashion Santa I hate you I'm so disappointed Didn't get I wanted Everything is all wrong Trash under my tanenbaum The Christmas Spirit is gone, gone, gone Santa you're such a jerk Being good didn't work Wish my presents were better Christmas is ruined forever Hope next year will be better It's the worst Christmas ever Santa I hate you I'm so disappointed Didn't get I wanted Everything is all wrong Trash under my tanenbaum The Christmas spirit is gone, gone, gone Santa you're such a jerk Being good didn't work Wish my presents were better Christmas is ruined forever Hope next year will be better It's the worst, worst, worst Christmas ever Just garbage under my tree Oh Why can't you see, see, see? Just trash is all that they be Your gifts aren't good enough for me