GOLDY

I stumbled on a Marilyn McCoo I didn't know what to do So hot her chimney smoked Forgot to open the flue And smoke filled up the room Man, I really choked Ain't it funny how the only one I need in the world Is a goldfish swimming in a bowl? (Oh Goldy) It's kinda funny how the only one I need in the world Is a goldfish swimming in a bowl Thumbin' through the classifieds Found a girl looking for a guy As long as he's into furries Now I'm putting on my fancy clothes I combed my hair, even wearing a bowtie The tail between my legs has got me worried Ain't it funny how the only one I need in the world Is a goldfish swimming in a bowl? (Oh Goldy) It's kinda funny how the only one I need in the world Is a goldfish swimming in a bowl A lotta fish in the sea But he's sticking with me A lotta fish in the sea But he's all that I need A lotta fish in the sea (ain't it funny how the only one I need in the world) But he's sticking with me (is a goldfish swimming in a bowl?) A lotta fish in the sea (ain't it funny how the only one I need in the world) But he's all that I need (is a goldfish swimming in a bowl?) Yeah Send me off to paradise Please forgive me all my vices I've done my best Tried not to mess with this world I think I'm gonna fly my friend Start this life all over again Even if I come back twice It's nice to imagine Goldy being mine