Alley Apple Facelift

You thought it was safe walking the street with your family Holding hands, smiling, joking, and laughing The moonlight shines on your beautiful kids Little Jimmy skipping, baby Sophia giggles - then... Bricks, blood, gore, death Bricks, blood, gore, death Bricks, blood, gore, death Get ready for your alley apple facelift Unfortunately, you were too smitten To see the bricks hurtling through the air No time to react, no time to prepare When the alley apple facelift comes out of nowhere Bricks, blood, gore, death Bricks, blood, gore, death Bricks, blood, gore, death Get ready for your alley apple facelift Teeth are shattered, eye sockets caved in Little Jimmy’s skull reduced to flaps of skin Baby Sophia is turned into soup As your wife gurgles her pathetic last words