ol' battle axe

What do you say Gertrude Gertrude Ol' battle axe in the caddy Ol' battle axe Just spittin' facts with her daddy Just spittin' facts Aint' no place i'd rather be Life is good when you're with me If you learn to let things be It's a sight to see Gertrude you ol' battle axe In the caddy spittin' facts Is it true that you can't relax Until you've had a glass You took my breath away What more can i say You took my breath away Aint' no place i'd rather be Life is good when you're with me If you learn to let things be It's a sight to see Gertrude, you ol' battle axe In the kitchen with spitting facts Life is good when you learn to relax Can you cool it down You took my breath away You took my breath away You took my breath away He was born with male genitalia She was born with a nice vagina When they finally found each other They became much more than lovers A gust of wind picks up Beneath her chin again And i'm the one who winds up On my own again, ooh baby You say i've got it made But i'm the one who soaked My sword in the sea of pain And watched the blade decay Ooh baby, it all just washed away And i'm the one who winds up On my own again, oh baby So long my old friend The last time i saw you Had me talkin' through the night I said that i'd call you Gertrude, that was a lie Now that some time has passed I can think of you and laugh Gertrude, you ol' battle axe With tears in my glass You took my breath away You took my breath away You took my breath away