Christmases Past

The last Customer leaves on this Bleak Christmas Eve Dawn heaves a sigh and Brushes the hair off her Sleeve Maggie takes a broom to the Barber shop floor Dawn pulls the cork and Turns the lock on the Door A Quick glass of wine a Chat about old times and Then they'll be on their way for Tomorrow's a very busy Day and Dawn says Let's raise a Glass to Christmases Past to Days that went slowly and Years that went Way too fast They were the best times we Wished they would last so Let's raise a Glass To Christmases Pah ah ast To Christmases Past We were Glued to the Box as we Huddled round the Fire Steve McQueen always caught Up in barbed wire we watched Rodney and Delboy, Eric and Ernie, Gavin and Stacey, Angie and Den Hiding from daleks at the Back of the sofa Dancing to Strictly and Falling asleep before Ten, so Let's raise a Glass to Christmases Past to Days that went slowly and Years that went Way too fast Mum carved the roast coz dad Couldn't be arsed so Let's raise a Glass To Christmases Pah ah ast To Christmases Past and the elves all go Ho bloody ho bloody Ho bloody ho ho ho Ho bloody ho bloody Ho Ho bloody ho bloody Ho bloody ho ho ho Ho bloody ho bloody Ho bloody Ho Mum's Christmas pudding was Always so filling the Meter's run out Who's got the shilling Grandad would snore all the Way through the Queens speech we Shoulda kept his favourite bottle Just out of his Reach And the elves all go Ho bloody ho bloody Ho bloody ho ho ho Ho bloody ho bloody Ho Ho bloody ho bloody Ho bloody ho ho ho Ho bloody ho bloody Ho so Let's raise a Glass to Christmases Past to Days that went slowly and Years that went Way too fast They were the best times we Wished they would last so Let's raise a Glass To Christmases Pah ah ast To Christmases Pah ah ast To Christmases Pah ah ast To Christmases Pas