Last Christmas Was a Shit Show

Last Christmas was a shit show Everybody stayed home Drinking by the fire Drinking all alone Last Christmas was a crap fest We were all stressed out Thinking bout elections Instead of having fun Last Christmas was a dead duck Moldy in a gutter Covered in a pile of greasy grimy muck Last Christmas made my heart break Thought I'd be a doornail Thought that would be the end for me This year will be better We can see our friends Well except for Matt and Shannon Cuz they moved to Oregon A hui hou is how you say I'll see you again A hui hou Aloha to my friends Planning a big party Gonna invite everyone But Max and Mel and Shane and Stacy moved to wher they've gone Noa went to Portugal And brought his ladies too I guess this year its just me and you I guess this year its just me and you I guess this year its just me and you Christmas wreaths and candy canes And presents under the tree Just the way I like it you and me