The Beer Song

I miss my dog, I miss my boots I miss my girl on a Friday night But, most of all I miss my beer I miss my dog, I miss my boots I miss my girl on a Friday night But, most of all I miss my beer Well I left Mississippi about a week ago today I was looking for adventure in the U.S. of A So I grabbed my beer and I blew my girl a kiss As I drove out of my driveway from the home I wouldn't miss I got about a hundred miles before my troubles had begun My truck began to sputter, I couldn't get it to run So I grabbed my liquor, I knew what I had to do I stood there with my thumb out, I was feelin' pretty blue I miss my dog, I miss my boots I miss my girl on a Friday night But, most of all I miss my beer I miss my dog, I miss my boots I miss my girl on a Friday night But, most of all I miss my beer It was about a half an hour before the big fat trucker pulled over He had a bottle of Jack Daniels tattooed on his shoulder His truck smelled like cigarettes and he was smokin' up some bud He offered me a joint, I said, "No sir I don't do drugs!" So we got piss drunk instead and I surely almost died I woke up the next morning lying naked on the roadside So I grabbed a garbage bag and tied it 'round my waist The horizon was my destination and I made my way with haste I miss my dog, I miss my boots I miss my girl on a Friday night But, most of all I miss my beer I miss my dog, I miss my boots I miss my girl on a Friday night But, most of all I miss my beer I made it to Las Vegas where the women are so nice I only had a hundred bucks, but I was sure it would suffice But after a night of gambling and an evening full of sin I was outta money, outta luck, with depression setting in Now I roam the sidewalks with anguish in my heart I rummage through the garbage can, I need a fresh start But there sitting in the rubble and glistening in the sun A can of beer was lying there, I knew it was the one I miss my dog, I miss my boots I miss my girl on a Friday night But, most of all I miss my beer I miss my dog, I miss my boots I miss my girl on a Friday night But, most of all I miss my beer I miss my dog, I miss my boots I miss my girl on a Friday night But, most of all I miss my beer I miss my dog, I miss my boots I miss my girl on a Friday night But, most of all I miss my beer I miss my dog, I miss my boots I miss my girl on a Friday night But, most of all I miss my beer I miss my dog, I miss my boots I miss my girl on a Friday night But, most of all I miss my beer