Hey 2-Eyes (Single Version)

"That never happens," they say When I say, "They got better" "They got better? They never get better" They say, when I say, "They got better" Then they say, "No, they never get better" "It just happened one day I didn't need them anymore Isn't that what eyeglasses are for?" "No, that's not what they're for They make your eyes weaker so you need them more and more" "But my eyes got better," I say And they say, "No, they never get better" Hey Two-Eyes Where are your glasses at? Hey Two-Eyes You think you're slick like that? You see, some days I'd forget to put them on 'Cause I could see okay and I need to get gone "You know you look better, you look much better" They'd say, when I got to my classes "You know you look better, you look much better that way, Without your glasses" Hey Two-Eyes Where are your glasses at? Hey Two-Eyes You think you're slick like that? So you can call it vanity Or a triumph of the will But this physician healed himself Without a potion or a pill And you can doubt my sanity (You're insane!) Call me a liar, if you will (Liar!) 'Cause I know They never never never They never get better But my eyes got better Hey Two-Eyes Where are your glasses at? Hey Two-Eyes You think you're slick like that? I never had to wear contacts I never had to wear contacts I never had to wear contacts I never had to wear contacts They never never never They never get better They never never never They never get better They never never never They never get better No, they never never never No, they never get better I never had to wear contacts (They never never never, they never get better) I never had to wear contacts (They never never never, they never get better) I never had to wear contacts (They never never never, they never get better) I never had to wear contacts (They never never never, they never get better)