I Wonder How Many People Are Screwing Tonight (Phoning It In)

I wonder how many people Are screwing tonight While I'm just walking home After all, this is Friday Actually it's Valentine's Day Why would you go out anyway? You wouldn't go out Just to walk back home I wonder how many people Are together tonight While I'm just walking home How many pick-up lines Worked just fine? Unlike mine I'm just walking home And crowds of people fill the street They're all drunk, looking for something to eat And when you're drunk Nothing tastes better than grease Which explains the long lines For a slice with cheese Just give me plain cheese I wonder how many people Are crying tonight While I'm just walking home I mean, I feel sorta sad But I'm not doing that bad I shouldn't get so mad I'm just walking home Lots of people are filled with doubt And most nights, they don't even go out They prefer the comforting glow Red, blue, and green That comes from Some kind of screen I wonder how many people Are like me tonight And now we're walking home Well, we fought the good fight Tonight just wasn't our night Okay, alright, now Let's walk home