Imaginary Girlfriend (Phoning It In)

Oh wait crap I'd like to quickly introduce the band My name is Justin Remer This is Preston Spurlock on bass This is Herb Scher on piano And this is Doug on bongos and other hand percussion I get lonely, don't we all? I get lonely, don't we all? (We all) I get lonely, don't we all? So I invented an imaginary girlfriend (Imaginary girlfriend) So I invented an imaginary girlfriend (Imaginary girlfriend) Who will answer every time I call But I learned that she's been telling lies (Been telling lies) And she goes out with other guys (Out with other guys) And then came the biggest surprise She goes to movies with Preston And she grabs coffee with Doug and with Herb (And that's not all, baby) Yeah, here's the part where I was most disturbed My band's been sleeping with my imaginary girlfriend (Imaginary girlfriend) My band's been sleeping with my imaginary girlfriend (Imaginary girlfriend) My band's been sleeping with my imaginary girlfriend My band's been sleeping with my imaginary girlfriend (Almost every night) My band's been sleeping with my imaginary girlfriend My band's been sleeping with my imaginary girlfriend The end