Woody Allen Surrogate (Kenneth Branagh's Blues)

It doesn't even matter how good I am You'll only compare me to that other man And I pulled off Hamlet, dammit Not to mention Henry the motherfucking fifth Henry the motherfucking fifth Ing fifth Ing fifth Ing fifth-a-fifth This is not impersonation This requires characterisation There's no need to disparage it It's hard enough just being a Woody Allen surrogate Ogate Ogate Ogate-ogate There's no need for you to flip your wigs I wasn't as bad as Jason Biggs was But Cusack really nailed it, I admit He knows what it takes to be a great Woody Allen surrogate Ogate Ogate Ogate-ogate He's getting older and can't play all the leads himself So people like me, we've gotta step right in and help Sure, Sean Penn copped out and he got praised for avoiding it But it's much tougher and more courageous To be the surrogate The surrogate You say you've never seen "Celebrity" Well, it is probably Woody Allen's best movie Okay, that's a lie, it's a piece of shit But it's got one great thing and that's it's Woody Allen surrogate Ogate Ogate Ogate Ogate Ogate Ogate Ogate Ogate Ogate Ogate Ogate