You Never Swam

You never swam Worth a damn In the pool You would dip a toe And then you'd go "It's cold, it's not cool" You You You never swam Woo! So you never owned a suit Never felt that cute In a one-piece You stayed home instead And played on your bed With a Barrel of Monkeys You You You never swam Yeah! It's so hot It's so hot It's so hot But you were never taught Woo! So you never knew You never knew The joys of swimming You sat by the pool And played with the tool They use for skimming You You You never swam