Monster Mash

Well, I was working in my lab late one night when my eyes be held such an eerie sight the monster on my slab, he began to rise, and suddenly to my surprise he did the mash he did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash, it caught on in a flash, the heavy, heavy monster mash from my laboratory in the castle east to the master bedroom, where the vampires feast the gouls all came from their humble abodes to get a jolt from my electrode. Well, all the skins wore their boots and braces, and everybody had a real good time. The Trojan headless horseman brought an Ouija board and so we conjured up the spirit of 69. Well, the scene was rocking all were digging the sounds, and Igor on the chain back by his baying hounds, the coffin bangers were about to arrive with their rocksteady group, The crypt kicker five. Now out from his coffin we heard Dracula ring It seems he was troubled by just one thing he open the lid and said people get ready I came here to do the Transylvania rocksteady But everything's cool now Drac's a part of the band, and my monster mash is now the hit of the land and for all my rudies and the skins and the punk rockers too when you get to my door tell them electric bill sent you! pick it up! hey put that down, Frankenstein put that down Hey wolf Man stop howling at the moon stompers Hey don't light that up in here, you know Frankenstein gets a little weird around open flame and one more thing, if a zombie offers you jello shots its probably brains don't do it.