Walking Along The Back Porch

They get on with life as a queen, They're a lorge kinda type. They like sitting on the back porch on Sundays, They like running in the week. They like to contemplate The back porch. But when they start to daydream, Their mind turns straight to the back yard. Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom! Sometimes I look at them and I look into their eyes, I notice the way they think about the back yard with a smile, Curved lips they just can't disguise. But they think it's The back porch making their life worthwhile. Why is it so hard for them to decide which they love more? The Back Porch or... The Back Yard? They like to use words like 'yup,' They like to use words like 'crikey.' They like to use words about The back porch. But when they stop their talking, Their mind turns straight to the back yard. Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom! Sometimes I look at them and I look into their eyes, I notice the way they think about the back yard with a smile, Curved lips they just can't disguise. But they think it's The back porch making their life worthwhile. Why is it so hard for them to decide which they love more? The Back Porch or... The Back Yard? They like to hang out with Tom, They like to kick back with Jack, But when left alone, Their mind turns straight to the back yard. Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom! Sometimes I look at them and I look into their eyes, I notice the way they think about the back yard with a smile, Curved lips they just can't disguise. But they think it's The back porch making their life worthwhile. Why is it so hard for them to decide which they love more? The Back Porch or... The Back Yard? They're not too fond of goblins, They really hate your mom, But they just think back to the back yard, And they're happy once again. Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!