I'm So Bored With the Virus

I'm so bored with the virus Who canceled fun I'm so bored with the virus I need my hair done I'm so bored with the virus Quaranteen-aged angst I'm so bored with the virus I should be at prom, with you, up my dress I'm so bored I'm so bored Its no fun anymore Social media's like reading an encyclopedia Whatever that was Dad Can't even get to daddy's yacht They closed off access to the dock And the captain and that cute cabin boy I kissed Are now sick with the virus Please... I'm so bored with the virus Watching the death toll rise And watching my roots grow out Bangs covering my eyes You know this social distancing thing is just not working for me But it's not not like I wouldn't already be inside watching TV Texting with Joan, Tinashe, and Beverly Facetiming anyway and ordering delivery I'm so bored with the virus I'm too old to be grounded now I'm so bored with the virus Stop all the dying and open back up the country!