Goodbye Mister Pie

Enter, stage left Mr Pie You know he's just a regular guy Anyone living he'd mortify But he's known, to wake the dead from time to time Just give him one wrong glance He'd shoot you where you stand given the chance You'd be a victim of circumstance And he knows, and he knows Goodbye Mister Pie It's the end You haven't got a leg to stand on It's the end, it's the end He's known in words and deeds He's crawling through the pages of the books you read He'll string you along just like a plastic bead Coz he will coz he can He's in your home when you go out When you're in, well then he's round about He thinks you're nothing but a layabout Is he wrong, is he wrong So goodbye Mister Pie It's the end You haven't got a leg to stand on It's the end, it's the end Goodbye Mister Pie It's the end You haven't got a leg to stand on It's the end, it's the end Exit stage right Mr Pie He's just a regular guy Well I wish he'd f*ck off and I Sing along, sing along... So goodbye Mister Pie It's the end You haven't got a leg to stand on It's the end, it's the end So goodbye Mister Pie It's the end You haven't got a leg to stand on It's the end, it's the end My friend