HEARD IT ON THE INTERNET

I open up my laptop at the coffee shop And log in to my account on Wikipedia And I started changing all the stuff into things that ain't true Did you know Taylor Swift did a concert on the moon? And the moon's made of cheese And cheese makes you smarter And everyone believes it But between just me and you It's not true But I heard it on the internet Saw it once on the 'gram, didn't care to check Didn't cross my mind, just assumed it was correct When I saw what I saw when I saw it on the internet (On the internet) (What I saw when I saw it on the internet) Hey, guess what (what?) Elon Musk owns Disney And eatin' berries isn't good for your kidneys (huh?) Chip City just went triple platinum (wow!) And rizz is short for chrysanthemum I've seen dragon scales and blue thunder Scientists just introduced a new number (Thrembo) It goes right in between six and seven I'm on the level, so nobody needs to question me Don't question me, don't question me There's no need to look it up or inspect it, please Don't question me, don't question me Don't check the the validity of my statements It's not true But I heard it on the internet Saw it once on the 'gram, didn't care to check Didn't cross my mind, just assumed it was correct When I saw what I saw when I saw it on the internet (On the internet) (What I saw when I saw it on the internet) (On the internet) (When I saw what I saw when I saw it on the internet)