Daily Dose of Dread

There's Jerry from accounting, always late to the game He's got a thousand excuses, but he's always the same Never got his reports in, and he's always in the way But he talks like he's the king, every single day And then there's Sally from HR, always on a crusade With her "rules and regulations," she's got us all dismayed Oh, the daily dose of dread, with the folks I'd rather avoid From Jerry's endless excuses to Sally's rules overjoyed I've got to keep on smiling, though it's quite a chore In this daily sitcom, it's hard to ignore There's Tim from IT, who's got a way with his tech But he's always fixing things, and never quite on deck He'll show up at my desk, and say, "This will be quick" Then he'll take an hour, and I'm feeling quite sick And don't forget old Mary, from the mailroom down the hall Her gossip's like a wildfire, it spreads to us all Oh, the daily dose of dread, with the folks I'd rather avoid From Tim's tech troubles to Mary's gossip ploys I've got to keep on smiling, though it's quite a chore In this daily sitcom, it's hard to ignore I'll deal with the quirks, and the antics they bring In this circus of life, I'll just laugh at the zing Every day's an episode, of this comedy show With characters so wild, it's a constant overflow Oh, the daily dose of dread, with the folks I'd rather avoid From Jerry's endless excuses to Sally's rules overjoyed I've got to keep on smiling, though it's quite a chore In this daily sitcom, it's hard to ignore So here's to the people who make each day a ride In this hilarious drama, where I just can't hide With a chuckle and a grin, I'll take it all in stride In this daily dose of dread, I'll enjoy the comedic tide